hairbrushed

Hairbrushed Corporation is a global mega-conglomerate and all-encompassing cultural empire, headquartered in a secretive location beneath the Tasman Sea. Founded by the D.B Cooper hijacking suspect known as Hairbrushed, the company originally began as a modest art peddler but quickly transformed into a totalitarian powerhouse dominating almost every industry on earth.Best known for ‘drawing pictures’ and questionable business practices, Hairbrushed has faced numerous allegations, including human rights violations, missing executives, and forced ‘volunteer’ labour programs—often involving unpaid workers trimming prints on her living room floor. Whistleblower reports claim that as of 2023, Hairbrushed is detained at an undisclosed CIA black site, though the details surrounding this event remain unclear. For more, see Hairbrushed Controversies page.